Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 26, 2001
Transcript:
"Ralph, where are you going? It's your day off!" "I'm going to cruise the freeways and call in traffic reports to the radio station!" "Rush hour commuters have come to rely on me! They call me "Tipster Drabble!" "Sorry to leave, honeybunch, but duty calls!" "Believe me, I wasn't complaining!"
He just looks for reasons to get away from Toxic Tina.