Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 12, 2001
Transcript:
"Ralph, Golden irons country club would like to present your with this trophy for your hole-in-one!" "This is the greatest moment of my life!!" "CLAP" "And now, Ralph, it's customary for the hole-in-one golfer to buy drinks for everyone!" "Say what?" "So much for the greatest moment of his life!"
Is Norm old enough to drink?