Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 30, 2003

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?Dad, I have some good news and some bad news? ??and some average news and some semi-good news? ?and some really, really bad news, and some sort-of good news, and some news I don?t know if it?s good or bad.? ?So which do you want to hear first?? ?Surprise me.?