Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 11, 2004
Transcript:
"Ralph, if you really want to save money, stop buying yourself doughnuts every day!" "We'd save hundreds of dollars a year!" "Don't be ridiculous, honey-bunch!" "We want to save money, but there's no need to do anything THAT drastic!" "How about if we all shave our heads to eliminate hair-styling costs?"
Maybe if she stopped spending so much on Christmas for the cat, overbuying at the bulk store, and stupid holiday decorations….