Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 25, 2004
Transcript:
Ralph is selected for an EXTENSIVE MAKEOVER "I'm Biff, your fitness trainer" "You have a high percentage of body fat!" "Thank you." "Look at how much fat I can grab! Disgusting, isn't it?" "Yeah!" "So don't do that, ok?" "Hey, barbecue chips! Can I have some?"
Anyone can’t see what’s coming? They aren’t going to change him. He’s going to make pigs out of them and ruin the makeover team!