Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 30, 2005
Transcript:
"Look out the window, kids! It's the mighty Mississippi!" "Principal river of the United States! 2,348 miles of water on an unstoppable journey to the Gulf of Mexico!" "Isn't it an amazing sight?" "Actually, Dad, that's just a crack on the asphalt. We haven't taken off, yet!" "Well, excuse me, Mr. Know-it-all!"