Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 05, 2005
Transcript:
"Hello, Telethon? May I speak to Jerry, please?" "Busy??! He's not busy! I can see him on TV! He's just sitting at his desk listening to some guy sing!" "Just tell him Ralph Drabble is on the phone! I'm his biggest fan! I wrote him a letter in 1967!" "I'm sure he'll remember me!"