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Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 02, 2006
June 01, 2006
June 03, 2006
Transcript:
"Ralph, it's ridiculous that you fall asleep watching old war movies every night!" "Fall asleep in your bed, where it's peaceful and quiet!" "I can't believe I have to wake you up to tell you to go to bed! Maybe you have some sort of medical condition. You ought to go see a doctor. Are you wearing a nasal strip? If you start snoring tonight you'll wake me up and I won't be able to go back to sleep! Then I'll be crabby all day tomorrow. I sure hope the neighbors' dog doesn't start barking at three...like it did last night...don't know why they don't...inside at night!....trash cans..." "The war movie was quieter!"
Toxic monster.