Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 07, 2007

Transcript:

"I demand that you surrender my chair immediately!!" CITY DUMP "Only if you can prove it's yours!" "OK! Look under the front of the chair, on the right-hand side, behind the skirt!" "See that orange stain? That's where I wipe my fingers after I eat Cheetos!" "You call that proof? Everyone does that!" "I WANT MY CHAIR!"