Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 28, 2009

Transcript:

Wendy says, "Norman, quit making fun of the way I sneeze!" Norman says, "I'm not making fun, Wendy!" Campus Pizza Norman says, "I'm just pointing out that sneezes are like fingerprints. No two people sneeze exactly alike!" Norman says, "Some sneezes are loud, some are soft! Some are funny, some are dainty!" Wendy says, "Let's stop there, please!" Norman says, "Your sneeze sounds like an alligator choking on a beehive!"