Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 12, 2010
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Transcript:
June says, "I know how to rescue Oogie! I'll call 911!" Ralph says, "Don't do that, honeybunch!" June says, "Why not? If we don't we might never see Oogie again!" Ralph says, "Honeybunch, the paramedics are too busy helping injured people! They don't have time to rescue a dumb cat!" Ralph says, "Besdies, why mess with a good thing?" June says, "Maybe when they come here to help you, they'll rescue Oogie, too!"
Or to scrape your toxic butt off the floor, Mrs. Ball-breaker….the threats are ridiculous.