Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 02, 2010

Transcript:

Ralph thinks, "Before I head for home, I'd better listen to the traffic report!" Radio says, "All freeways are clean, except for the harbor freeway, which is jammed!" Ralph thinks, "That's good to know!" Ralph thinks, "Honeybunch said if I'm late, she's going to the opera without me." Ralph says, "The harbor freeway, it is!"