Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 30, 2010
Transcript:
Ralph says, "I hate it when they play 911 calls on the news!" Ralph says, "It's an invasion of privacy. People are calling in a state of panic or grief!" Ralph says, "It's just not right!" TV says, "Help! This is Norman Drabble! My head's stuck in a mailbox!" Norman says, "Besides, that doesn't even sound like me!"