Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 13, 2011
Transcript:
Ralph says, "I'm making my favorite sandwich?" Ralph says, "Peanut butter and jelly?" Ralph says, "Topped with potato chips and chocolate chips!" Ralph says, "It's a recipe I invented myself!" Ralph says, "Who knows, if I keep this up, you may one day see me on the Food Network!" June says, "Or on 'The Biggest Loser.'" Ralph says, "Wait, I forgot the bacon!"
You are the biggest loser! Ralph is a tragic person because of you.