Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 13, 2011

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Ralph says, "I'm making my favorite sandwich?" Ralph says, "Peanut butter and jelly?" Ralph says, "Topped with potato chips and chocolate chips!" Ralph says, "It's a recipe I invented myself!" Ralph says, "Who knows, if I keep this up, you may one day see me on the Food Network!" June says, "Or on 'The Biggest Loser.'" Ralph says, "Wait, I forgot the bacon!"