Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 29, 2011
Transcript:
June says, "Ralph! Guess what!" Ralph says, "What?!" June says, "My mother is coming over tonight!" Ralph says, "That news wasn't deserving of a 'guess what'! 'Guess what' should only precede good news!" June says, "So what should I have said?" Ralph says, "'Sit down. I have something very bad to tell you...'"