Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 15, 2011

Transcript:

Ralph says, "Why does this stupid cat always sit on my stomach whenever I lie down on the couch??!" June says, "Cats like to sit way up high!" Patrick says, "It's very big, too!" Penny says, "Your stomach is obviously very soft." Norman says, "Maybe she likes all the sounds it makes!" Ralph says, "Why can't I ask a rhetorical question without everyone trying to answer it?" June says, "Because we like to be helpful!" Patrick says, "Who knows?" Penny says, "What else do we have to do right now?" Norman says, "It's probably just coincidental!" Ralph says, "Sigh..."