Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 04, 2012

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June: He did it again! I can't believe it! Ralph, when you put away a box of crackers, you need to close the bag inside properly! Don't just wad up the bag and close the flap! Fold the bag down and over! Like this! Then go to the drawer and get one of these plastic food clamps and clamp it shut! Otherwise, the bag comes open and the crackers get stale! Don't be a dummy! When you want something to stay closed, put a clam on it! Ralph: OK! June: Come back here and explain that smirk!