Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 23, 2012
Transcript:
Norman: There! I just adjusted the clock on your dashboard! Ralph: Why?? Norman: It was an hour off! You never changed it for daylight saving time a couple of months ago! Ralph: So what? I always knew what time it was because I knew it was one hour later than what the clock said! Norman: Well, now the time is correct! Ralph: But now I'll always be an hour early for everything!!
It’s Ben Franklin’s fault for inventing daylight savings time.