Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 28, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Interesting. This can of cake frosting is only 100 calories per serving. There are 13 servings in this can. If I ate it for a midnight snack, it would be 1,300 calories! This other can is 140 calories per serving. That's a big difference! It's important to read the nutritional information if you're serious about losing weight!
Oh heck, better throw a tub of lard in there, too.