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Ralph: Nothing is scarier than waiting for test results from your doctor. If I'm OK, I promise to lead a healthier lifestyle! I'll never revert to my old ways again!
Doctor: Good news, Mr. Drabble. You're fine!
Ralph: Yes!!
Sign: Grease Burger
I go to the VA for my health care. A few years ago, I weighed 195 and was 6’ 2" and was told that I was OBESE! That was the word she used! I told her she was crazy. She said that was what the chart said. I told her that I might believe it after we check hers! You’ve never heard a doctor say “NO” so fast!!!