Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 12, 2012
Transcript:
No-Neck: I'm back from the magic shop, Ralph! Ralph: OK, no-neck! Take your place and I'll make the announcement! Attention, passengers: we apologize for the delay here at the security checkpoint! Our body scanner is malfunctioning. Therefore, we will have to use some alternative x-ray equipment. Everyone please stand up and walk slowly past officer No-Neck!
What happened to the mall cop job?