Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 15, 2012

Transcript:

Ralph: Sir, we'll need to do a pat-down inspection before you board the plane. We realize this is not a popular procedure... So we offer you a choice of 3 different pat-down styles! Would you prefer the "patty-cake," the "alley-oop," or the "shake-n'-bake"? Passenger: Surprise me.