Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 25, 2012

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Ralph: I was a big hit at back-to-school night, Patrick! While your mom went to Penny's class, I went to yours! I told the teacher you were the smartest kid on earth, and then I entertained her with my Jim Rome impression! She'll never forget me! Patrick: Fortunately, I gave him the wrong room number.