Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 29, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: I've got to hand it to you, honeybunch... I've looked all through this house and I still haven't found where you hid the Halloween candy! Congratulations! June: It took many years, but I finally discovered the best place to hide something from Ralph!
No wonder he couldn’t see it. Both of his eyes are on one side of his head. And, how about her? Is she Little Orphan Annie’s mom? If she took those glasses off, would she have eyes?