Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 24, 2012

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Santa: Remember that go-cart I brought you back in '73? Ralph: Yeah, that was my favorite gift ever! Santa: Well, I need to get back to work! It's nice to visit with you every Christmas eve, Ralph! Ralph: Same here, Santa! It's good to know some things never change! Chirp chirp! Santa: Dang, it's the wife! How does she expect me to text in mittens? Ralph: I guess some things have changed!