Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 27, 2013
Transcript:
June: Ralph, why did you let the dog track mud across the floor?! Ralph: Don't blame me, honeybunch! It's not my fault! June: Who left the door open? Ralph: Me. June: Who over-watered the yard and got it all muddy? Ralph: Me. June: Who bought the dog? Ralph: Me. June: So, if it's not your fault, whose fault is it? Ralph: Yours. June: How can it possibly be my fault?? Ralph: You married me!
SLAP HIM!!!!!