Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 05, 2013
Transcript:
June: You've sure been reading a lot lately, Ralph! Ralph: That's because I can't turn on our new TV! It's too complicated! So I've taken up reading to pass the time! June: I never realized you spent so much time watching TV! Ralph: So far, I've read "Gone With The Wind", "War and Peace", and all seven Harry Potter books!
If he’s spent so much time reading, why doesn’t he just read the directions?