Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 17, 2013
Transcript:
How to score a potato chip... Stare at him with those sad but hopeful eyes The scratch his leg with your paw Wally: Scratch scratch scratch Then speak Wally: Rowf! Then crawl up on his lap Then drool. Ralph: Oh, for Pete's sake! Here! Wally: Works every time!
Pro Dachshunds are able to combine the stare & the drool…