Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 26, 2013
Transcript:
Ralph: Social gatherings can be intimidating, son, but don't be shy! Put yourself out there! I want you to say hello to every person in this room! You can never embarrass yourself by being polite! Watch me... Hello, sir! I'm Ralph Drabble! And you are? Lady: The groom's mother!
You wouldn’t think Ralph could get his foot in his mouth, with that big gut and all…. Yet he does.