Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 12, 2013
May 11, 2013
May 13, 2013
Transcript:
Norman: Happy mother's day, mom! Patrick: We made a card for you! Card: When it comes to our mom, she is simply the best. Our mom always makes sure that we ace the test! She'll help us with homework for as long as we please. That's good 'cause when dad helps, we only get "Cs"! For problems and quandaries no need to think twice. She always gives the very best fatherly advice! Now don't get us wrong, dad has his talents too. But the best thing he's done is say, "I do" to you! June: That's the best mother's day card ever! Patrick: Sorry to throw you under the bus, dad! Ralph: On father's day. Just buy me a card!
What horrible children. And, BTW, mothers can’t give “fatherly” advice. They give “motherly” advice.