Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 20, 2013

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Host: Since Ralph has an extra club in his bag, we'll have to give him a 2-stroke penalty! That means Steinbauer wins the tournament! Steinbauer: Yes! Hand over the trophy!! I'll call my wife to share the news! Host: You brought a cell phone onto the course?? That'll cost you 2 strokes! Steinbauer: What?? Host: The winner is Ralph Drabble again! Ralph: What??