Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 01, 2013

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Ralph: Good golly! I look terrible! Look at my hair! I really should comb it once in a while! I also need to stop dressing like such a slob! Wow, I really ought to lose a few pounds! Starting today, I'm going on a diet! Why is it always my job to wash all the mirrors in the house?? June: No particular reason, dear!