Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 07, 2013
Transcript:
Steinbauer: What's going on out here?? Wally: Rowf (x3)!! Norman: Wally cornered a badger in your yard, Mr. Steinbauer! Badger: But why?? I'm so cute! Steinbauer: My kitty was attacked last night. The vet said it was probably a badger! Kitty: Yeah, and that's him!! Badger: You'll never take me alive!!
You have obviously never seen a real badger.