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Ralph: Oh, boy! Pizza samples!
Clerk: Hey, didn't I just give you one?!
Ralph: No, that was my twin brother! He just happens to be shopping here today, too! Come to think of it, we're triplets! You may see another guy who looks like me in a minute!
JMJ (I remember from my more religious days) is an abbreviation for the names Jesus-Mary-Joseph.