Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 14, 2013
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Transcript:
Norman: Dad, why don't you have any tattoos? Ralph: Because they're permanent! Having tattoos would be like wearing the same clothes day after day! Norman: Yeah, who would wan't to do that?? June: Certainly not the Drabble family!
Night-Gaunt49: Not too bad – until humans moved north out of Africa and encountered a thing called winter. Then there were problems. Not the least being that necessity was rationalized as morals, resulting in the reductio ad absurdum fallacy that God creates something so evil that only the human clothing industry can counter it. (Just for the record, I do wear clothes most of the time – baths don’t work well with them on – but not because the “ultimate morality” is immoral.)