Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 17, 2013

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June: By the way, Ralph, how did you like the dinner I made? It was a new recipe, and I slaved over it all afternoon! Ralph: Well, since you mentioned it, I... Smart Ralph: Hold on big guy!! This is not the time to tell her you didn't like dinner!! Dumb Ralph: Even I agree with that! Don't say anything critical!! Really Dumb Ralph: Are you a man or a mouse?? Go ahead and tell her it tasted like boiled insulating material! Smart Ralph: Sigh... Dumb Ralph: Why do you always listen to him?? Really Dumb Ralph: If I'd known you'd end up on the couch, I'd have mentioned that lousy dessert, too!