Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 17, 2014

Transcript:

Ralph: Hello, No-Neck? The movie is about to start, so don't call me for the next two hours! Tap tap! Hello, T-Bone? The movie is about to start, so don't call me for the next two hours! Tap tap tappity! Hello, Spanky? The movie is about to start , so don't call me for the next two hours! Boy, I'm sure glad I don't have a lot of friends! Tap tap! Hello, No-Neck? The movie is about to start, so don't call me for the next two hours! June: You know, there's an easier way to silence your cell phone! Norman: I can't believe dad has more than one friend named "No-Neck." Patrick: I can!