Norman: Dad, I'm in a quandary... I like two girls, and they're very different! Echo is blond, Wendy is brunette. Echo is short, Wendy is tall... Echo seems to like me, and Wendy hates my guts.
Ralph: Decisions, decisions!
Did you ever have to make up your mindPick up on one and leave the other behindIt’s not often easy and not often kindDid you ever have to make up your mind
Did you ever have to finally decideSay yes to one and let the other one rideThere’s so many changes and tears you must hideDid you ever have to finally decide
Sometimes there’s one with big blue eyes, cute as a bunnyWith hair down to here, and plenty of moneyAnd just when you think she’s that one in the worldYou heart gets stolen by some mousey little girl
And then you know you’d better make up your mind…
Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss herAnd then you get distracted by her older sisterWhen in walks her father and takes you a lineAnd says, “You better go home, son, and make up your mind”
Did you ever have to make up your mindPick up on one and leave the other behindIt’s not often easy and not often kindDid you ever have to make up your mind
Did you ever have to finally decideSay yes to one and let the other one rideThere’s so many changes and tears you must hideDid you ever have to finally decide
Sometimes there’s one with big blue eyes, cute as a bunnyWith hair down to here, and plenty of moneyAnd just when you think she’s that one in the worldYou heart gets stolen by some mousey little girl
And then you know you’d better make up your mind…
Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss herAnd then you get distracted by her older sisterWhen in walks her father and takes you a lineAnd says, “You better go home, son, and make up your mind”