Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 20, 2014
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Transcript:
June: Sorry to burst your bubble, Ralph... But according to my research, your ancestors were not Irish or Native American! Ralph: I'm so depressed! Why would my relatives tell stories that weren't true?? I'm still related to Paul Bunyan, though, aren't I? June: Maybe we'll check that another day!
Can’t trace my fathers family tree. My Grandfather was an illegal alien. Stow away on a ship from whales. We guess his name was fake. We’ve searched every data bank online. Even went to the Mormons no luck. It’s Like he never existed. Kinda cool I’m the grandson of an illegal alien and I’m white.