Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 31, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: Dear mother-in-law, Thank you for the flashlight you gave me for Christmas. I will put it next to the flashlight you gave me last Christmas, and the flashlight you gave me for my birthday and anniversary. June: It's nice of you to write such a long note to my mother! Ralph: The words are just flowing.
I had to get a bigger bed side table for all the bloody torches you have given me.Do you think you might give me some batteries for the 200 or so torches I now have.