Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 11, 2015
Transcript:
June: I look terrible! I can't go out in public looking like this! My hair's a mess! I look old and frumpy! Ralph: Don't be so hard on yourself, honeybunch! You look gr... ood. June: I look "grood"?? You were about to say I looked great, but couldn't force yourself to say it, so you downgraded it to good! Ralph: That's not true, honeybunch! Let me try again! You look sensation... nice! June: You're going to be feeling fabu-lousy in a minute!
Looks like Ralph will be sleeping on his own be..couch tonight.