Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 20, 2015
Transcript:
Ralph: I'm going to look ridiculous at my army reunion! June: What's wrong, Ralph? Ralph: I can barely fit into my uniform anymore! I haven't gained that much weight! Why won't it fit me?? June: Well, for one thing, that's Norman's boy scout uniform! Ralph: Oh, thank heavens!
Bet Ralph is really happy right now that he didn’t have a daughter.