Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 29, 2015

Transcript:

Police: Are you Ralph Drabble? Ralph: Yes Police: Are you all right? Ralph: Yes. Why? Police: We were asked to do a wellness check. You were reported missing. Ralph: Who reported me missing? Police: Timmy's donut shop, Dave's pizza, and yogurt city. Ralph: I guess I forgot to tell them I was going on a diet!