Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 29, 2015
Transcript:
Kids: Careful! It might be a prank! Yeah! That might be a guy wearing a dummy costume! And he'll probably jump out at us when we reach for candy! Naah! That's just a dummy! He might be real! It's hard to tell! If he's real, that's sure a good dummy costume! Ralph: ... Sigh...
Should have sent Norm out here to do this!