Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 05, 2015
Transcript:
Ralph: I can't believe it! I almost bought a lotto ticket at the mini-mart... And that's where the winning ticket was sold! What could be worse thank knowing I could've been a millionaire?? "The winner was George Steinbauer"?? Steinbauer: Good morning, poor person!
And of course Steinbauer won’t move to to a mansion in a posh, gated community, but will remain right where he is in order to torment Ralph.