Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 07, 2015

Transcript:

Ralph: Think of all the good you can do with your lottery money! Steinbauer: I've already done it! I sent the rest of my money to the widow of a benevolent dictator, who sent me an e-mail begging for financial assistance! Ralph: That's a scam. Steinbauer: It is?? Thank goodness I used my credit card! At least I'll get 3% cash back!