Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 22, 2015

Transcript:

Norman: Dad! There's a big spider on the floor of the living room!! Ralph: So get rid of it! Norman: I'm afraid of spiders! If I try to swat it, it might crawl up my shirt and bite me!! Ralph: Well, then use the vacuum cleaner! Norman: What a good idea! Why didn't I think of that? It's no use! He's too fast!! Bam! (x3) Ralph: ... Sigh...