Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 16, 2015

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Moviegoers: So, what do you think will happen in episode 7? I think Jar Jar Binks will emerge as the evil mastermind! I think it will be revealed that Yoda and Miss Piggy are brother and sister! Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Perfect sense to me it makes! I think Kylo Ren is really... I can't even say it!! Norman: Can't we all talk about something else besides star wars??