Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 10, 2016
Transcript:
Ralph: See you tonight, Wally! Wally: Wait! You're all leaving me alone?? How will I know what not to do?? Who will tell me not to chase the cat? Who will tell me not to jump on the furniture?? Who'll tell me not to get into the garbage? Who'll tell me not to bark at everything?? Oogie: Yawn! Wally: Who'll tell me not to get nose prints on the window?? Who'll tell me not to track mud inside?? Who'll tell me not to eat the cat food? Who'll tell me not to chew up things?? Who'll tell me not to... Oh, hi! Ralph: We're back! Patrick: Looks like he kept himself occupied!
Wally’s as dumb as his master. The only one in that family with any intelligence is Oogie.